>Funny Pinoy and filipino jokes
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>Mga tawa sa ta ninyong tanan pawala lang gud sa kalaay, kay medyo nag duka ko ron da kay ang ppp murag natulog pud.
Pinoy jokes 1
REPORTER: Hon. Pres. Joseph Estrada, What do you think about these countries?
ERAP: What countries
Reporter: Iran, Iraq And Egypt
ERAP: Oh, Iran is the past tense of I am running, Iraq is the only kind of things you find in the Japanese rock garden. Egypt naman is the pambansang vehicle of the Philippines, which waits for passengers anywhere in the streets!
Pinoy jokes 2
How do you know a filipino who lived in japan?
1. You take a taxi to go to a place even when it takes only 7 minutes
on foot.
2.You go first to the basement at the embassy to eat dinuguan before submitting your application 10 minutes before lunch break.
3.You eat sushi with a fork.
4.You take miso soup from a rice bowl with a spoon.
5.You eat your fish with your hand instead of chopsticks.
6.You serve adobo in the caldero (pan).
7.You put the rice cooker in the middle of the table.
8.You are the only foreigner who orders pig’s blood from the butcher.
9.You buy all the fish heads at the fish stall.
New York Time